Time for weeping

[metatronis]

Watching new box sets of House and Scrubs on a brand new laptop is a very nice way to start summer vacation.
*pets old laptop* Farewell, my love. We had some crazy times together.
Bitchin', crazy-ass, booty-slappin', child stabbin' times.
And if you tell anyone about it, I will kill you.

OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

Comments

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

"child stabbin'" what the.....?

[metatronis.livejournal.com]

It..it happens. You know, when they start screaming and crying and they WON'T SHUT UP and then you take out a knife and oops.
Ahaa, just kidding.
Or am I...

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

Hee! You funny. Or are you...?

[savouryambrosia.livejournal.com]

Scrubs deserve a good laptop.

[metatronis.livejournal.com]

That it do.
Shiny screen = increased laffs.

[tears-of-agony.livejournal.com]

I hope everything is going well with it and I Hope it doesnt explode with anger

[metatronis.livejournal.com]

I WILL FUCKING
EXPLODE
IN JUBILATION
WITH TREES AND EGGS
AND MUTHAFUCKIN' MIKE TYSON

[pineapplegrl186.livejournal.com]

yay, i'll be at your house in an hour and a half

[metatronis.livejournal.com]

You were at my house. You slept in my bed.
For god's sake, man, show some decency.
OH CHRIST, MY HEAD

[kamikazebunny.livejournal.com]

MMMHOUSE

[metatronis.livejournal.com]

HE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY
JUST LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT